The birth of Laotzu Allanblitz

Laotzu Seattleshank Allanblitz was born on December 31, 1989 in Santa Barbara County, California.

His father's last name is Allanblitz, and his mother's maiden name is Allan. If Laotzu is still alive, he's now years old.

His potential siblings include Elijah (born 1987) and Mendeleyev (born 1991).